You'd have to pay me 1 billion penny sweets...

To pose naked!

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My most disastrous date was...wasn't such a disaster after all. Although I set fire to the kitchen while trying to cook dinner, she saw the funny-side and became my girlfriend.

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The headline I most dread reading about myself is..."Darius Hits No.1 with Cover Song!" I write all my own songs, you see...

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My scummiest job ever was...Toilet-cleaning when I was in the Army.

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You'd be shocked if you knew I...Had to use my hands - and no gloves - yuk!

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If i was invisible for a day I'd slap...

Simon Cowell! (Joke - we're actually mates)

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The celebrity I'd never take style tips from is...

Simon Cowell (again!)

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I think about sex every...

Three seconds.(that's normal, isn't it?!)

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I've never told anyone that...

I'm very good at keeping secrets, Ha!

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My biggest fashion mistake was when...

I had a ponytail and goatee!

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My worst hairstyle was...

(see above..!)

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I wish people wouldn't believe the rumour that...

I'm seeing all sorts of different girls. I'm a one-girl kinda guy, but at the moment I'm single.

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If I farted in front of a celebrity I'd...

Faint, then wake up and blame them.

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If I could be anyone for the day I'd be...

My little brother Cyrus (7) because he's easily the coolest, funniest guy I know.

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My worst school memory was...

Being forced to wear a blazer.

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I'm at my most mingin' when...

I've been out all night partying, had garlic bread with beer the night before, and haven't yet brushed my teeth, Nice!

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I nearly fainted when...

The last celebrity I was talking to farted.

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Please draw a self-portrait here

:)